Thursday, December 25, 2014

Merry Cthulmas

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Sunday, December 14, 2014

It’s a Full House

There’s a new story going around. It seems that Sergeant William Bolt, an active duty member of the Army, decided to visit his wife and newborn daughter at their apartment in college. After staying for a week, the landlord then said he had to go, and if he stayed any longer, he would have to […]


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Monday, November 17, 2014

Why I don’t understand feminism

Recently, a man landed a space craft on an asteroid and all feminists care about is the shirt he had on. Never mind the fact that the shirt was made by a female friend of his, with cloth whose pattern is also sold by a woman. It would appear that these two women are really […]


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Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween

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Saturday, September 27, 2014

Can you tell the difference

A 911 call was made from a Wal-Mart in Beavercreek, Ohio. The caller stated that a man had a rifle, and was pointing it at people and kids. Police responded, and when they confronted him, they fired upon him quickly when they say he started to raise the rifle he was carrying. Afterwards, it was […]





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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

She’s shy

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Sunday, August 31, 2014

I’ve been playing around in Photoshop

If I ever write a paranormal romance novel about a ghost in a castle, this will be the cover.





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Wednesday, August 6, 2014

American Bullshitter: Chris Kyle Vs. Jesse Ventura

Jesse Ventura recently won his lawsuit against the estate of Chris Kyle. Many people are up in arms about this, and like most things, they don’t even know what they are mad about. First, a little background. Chris Kyle was a S.E.A.L sniper. He had 160 confirmed kills, making him the most successful sniper ever. […]





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Friday, July 4, 2014

Know Your Rights!

I’ve been seeing a lot of shit about Hobby Lobby being posted all over social media over the last couple days, and there is one thing that most people seem to get wrong, and that’s how your rights actually work. You see, here’s the things about your rights, they are all things that the government […]





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Monday, June 2, 2014

I got the Blue Space Donkey!

Click here to find out what kind of donkey you are!!!


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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

No Disintegrations

I got into a discussion with a friend about the great Boba Fett recently. His view matches that of most Star Wars fans, Boba Fett is a super badass. My view is that he is incompetent and probably the worst bounty hunter out there. Why do so many people believe that he is so awesome? […]


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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

The Emperor’s New Art

A piece of art consisting of a canvas painted blue with a white line down the middle sold at auction for $44 million. Let that settle in for a minute. Something that took half the skill of the average house painter sold for more money than most people will ever see in their life. Was […]


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Sunday, April 13, 2014

What if Lovecraft invaded other movies and shows?

After making the Book of R’lyeh image, I thought it would be fun to imagine what it would be like if Lovecraft’s work found its way into other movies and shows. For instance, just imagine Gordon Shumway’s surprise when he discovers the truth behind this city full of cats. Or picture the joy of LeVar […]


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Monday, April 7, 2014

The Book of R’lyeh

The Book of Eli is a movie about a guy named Eli, who has to take a book across the country at the behest of the voice he hears. (Some spoilers after the jump) Eli spends 30 years wandering the now post apocalyptic United States before finally winding up in a town run by Carnegie […]


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Monday, March 31, 2014

Facebook isn’t inspirational

I keep seeing these stupid inspirational quotes and memes on Facebook, and nothing makes me happier than pointing out how each one is wrong…


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Monday, March 24, 2014

Dave Brockie dies at 50

The world is a brighter place today. Created eons ago by the Master, the Scumdogs of the Universe, led by Oderus Urungus, have caused war, chaos, and death to spread across the galaxy. And while they may have saved us from the Master, most of their time was spent sacrificing virgins to the World Maggot […]


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Friday the 13th: Jason Takes the Highlands

Over the years, we’ve seen Jason Voorhees kill, seemingly be killed, and then rise to kill again, with little to know explanation as to why. But I think I’ve figured it out. Let’s start with what we know about Jason. First thing, is that he’s got some kind of chromosomal disorder, this has caused various […]


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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

This is why I can’t have nice things…

Noticed I screwed up the permalinks for my site after updating a few things on the back end. I fixed it, then realized I that I actually broke them a while ago, and Google indexed all the incorrect links. This means if you came here from a Google search, or a link someone else posted […]


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What’s up with UVB-76?

Since the 70′s UVB-76 was a short wave radio station that would constantly play a buzzing sound, but at random times, it the buzzing may stop, and you would be greeted to people talking, or maybe some morse code. Yesterday, we were greeted by something a little unexpected though. It started off with normal Russian […]


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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Little Big – With Russia From Love

The Little Big have dropped their first album and released a video for the title track. See the video below, buy the album here. Still not convinced, check out their other videos after the jump.


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Friday, February 28, 2014

Electronic Saviors III: Remission

It’s that time again. The third installment of the Electronic Saviors: Industrial Music to Cure Cancer compilation is coming out June 10th. You can pick up a copy over on Metropolis records, or get the premium edition from Distortion Productions


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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Fart bros – m4m (Alder St. (Shadyside))

Pittsburgh, keepin it classy. It was about 8:45 p.m. on Feb. 11. Me: 5-9′ish white guy, 20s, scruffy beard, grey hoodie, black jacket. You — about the same. I don’t think you were wearing a hoodie. You were definitely white. Anyway, we passed on Alder St., in between Highland and Shady. I was walking toward […]


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Monday, February 3, 2014

Scientology sucks

Those of you paying attention during the Super Bowl may have noticed Neil DeGrasse Tyson taking a break from his educational physics tweets to take a shot at the Church of Scientology For those of you unfamiliar with Scientology, here’s a helpful guide: If you want to see something a little better, you could also […]


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Friday, January 31, 2014

Slender Man is, The Enemy

I keep seeing this poster popping up in my feeds. I have no idea what it’s about, or who is in it besides Jake Gyllenhaal. All I know, is that the poster looks like it came from a deck of Creepypasta Playing cards.


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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

Visited my family today, saw this church sign in the neighborhood.


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Sunday, January 19, 2014

ET was from Star Wars, now find out what that means!

I’ve seen this image posted on Facebook about thirty times now. While, this image itself proposes nothing new, it did get me thinking a little. We already know that E.T.: The Extraterrestrial is essentially a Star Wars movie, and what the sequel means for the Star Wars galaxy, but what exactly does that mean for […]


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Saturday, January 11, 2014

Dr. Awkward – Different

Dr. Awkward releases his first music video for the track Different from the album I.V.: The First Four


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Friday, January 3, 2014

#ZeroGDay: the day gravity stopped working

Thanks to Jovian–Plutonian gravitational effect and bizarre laws of physics discovered by Patrick Moore, people around the globe will be able to experience the feeling of weightlessness. OK, not really. Not even a bit. The Jovian–Plutonian gravitational effect is one of those things that pops up now and then to get a bunch of gullible […]


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